Nerdmotron Resort

(Verse 1)
Welcome to Nerdmotron, where luxury's supreme,
A place like no other, where you live the dream.
In our hidden cove, with its gentle water sounds,
Find peace and tranquility, where serenity abounds.

(Chorus)
Come to the Nerdmotron Resort, you'll see,
It's good actually!
With scenic beauty and endless glee,
Nerdmotron Resort, it's good actually!

(Verse 2)
Step into the "shrine of whatever," where spirits soar,
Pray for your points, and receive even more.
In our luxury pool, exotic waters flow,
From pipes of mystery, a magical glow.

(Chorus)
Come to the Nerdmotron Resort, you'll see,
It's good actually!
With scenic beauty and endless glee,
Nerdmotron Resort, it's good actually!

(Verse 3)
At the sweaty bar, feel the heat, oh so fine,
50 degrees Celsius, where you unwind.
Join our mystery tour, where wonders unfold,
One and a half world marvels, stories untold.

(Chorus)
Come to the Nerdmotron Resort, you'll see,
It's good actually!
With scenic beauty and endless glee,
Nerdmotron Resort, it's good actually!

(Verse 4)
Our spacious accommodations, wide and bright,
With fresh linen, an aroma of pure delight.
Every corner of Nerdmotron, designed with care,
For the ultimate luxury, beyond compare.

(Chorus)
Come to the Nerdmotron Resort, you'll see,
It's good actually!
With scenic beauty and endless glee,
Nerdmotron Resort, it's good actually!

(Outro)
So pack your bags, and join us today,
At Nerdmotron, where you'll want to stay.
For every moment here, is pure ecstasy,
Nerdmotron Resort, it's good actually!